標題: 夢想成真 [打印本頁] 作者: sunny.yu 時間: 2007-10-11 08:48 AM 標題: 夢想成真 譯文(兔兔/意譯) w! Y6 S7 p- P2 ]; _, O5 G. |/ o
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. . R9 ]9 ~9 B! }0 s% x. Z曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。$ _' D/ l; R4 ?8 Z
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When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" : L8 e# |1 ?3 R. @; |
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當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候,他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品,這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應,會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!” ! ~8 |. P4 l$ y 7 G; Q% F. `- J& a! }# y9 A; _... % `0 ]. i6 u1 X6 Z7 ^7 i6 [ j作者: monkeybad 時間: 2007-10-12 11:38 AM
目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎? / f+ i6 G! I0 m好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!作者: jiming 時間: 2007-10-14 08:24 AM 標題: 工程師笑話。。。 Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start? $ G q+ J. E$ Q0 K# K
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了... * p- d8 q3 W; f0 t- ?+ U2 e ) l3 z0 x3 s7 ?3 u5 } D @with.......computer technical explanation......... 0 K* Q4 P) T, ]/ J言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 .... 6 ]$ j- ]* s# @9 B) p% {
5 ]4 P- L( G, o0 P. i"Daddy? How did I come into this world?" 6 ~0 ?! Z5 W0 i: M# @
「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」 ; Q! l! w/ ?) ^6 E7 g& V
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"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway." % j$ s7 {. u7 X6 ?( O
「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 6 b! s0 ?: Q Z: ]7 C T9 w5 m) H0 v. u
"So why not today? Please!" k% G' c8 l1 g2 _: r
「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」 - \8 J& f" \ P! Z+ ^& q* F: B8 \; W! D3 ^0 n
"OK, but listen carefully." + I5 c) H* R% b! L
「好吧,你仔細聽著!」 ! l! {. k4 N) P! e/ @' O' w+ R. J6 d% g7 H+ a( _$ P9 M( D
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. 8 s; A2 N. y: F9 o: v1 A; g3 n2 j
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識, # a' E/ T' ^, Q, k0 F1 j 3 ]- |3 K- \2 u5 G/ M" QIn the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom. 0 I$ d" z' x7 A, T& [
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了, : w" V1 f) F |9 p
: r8 \/ C- x9 P" J, QMom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. ) t# {2 p0 h6 t. W6 _: M" M
那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料, % s: R7 U3 c8 u: |& Q$ `
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When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall. 6 J; U; B- ]/ Q& a
當我完成上載時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆, 3 v1 p5 E6 D/ P6 ^9 N, b" Z
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Since it was too late to cancel or delete, ! t5 }: s. W0 [( c3 K因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚, * [' w0 S7 ?/ @+ G4 }, X+ ?