標題: Reasons why I never visit my rich friend [打印本頁] 作者: sunny.yu 時間: 2008-7-15 02:14 PM 標題: Reasons why I never visit my rich friend Let's learn some English this time. / x# a$ E: @8 j9 {/ R
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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and..... $ w3 {5 n- i* h' d1 X: c+ `3 U' a7 h6 Z: l7 s7 T! Z
Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?" * D+ s& V5 g9 k& P( L" j/ c4 y( k( ` aAnswer : " Tea please"& b# |. E! ~6 z6 ]3 }/ e
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"9 S. @# v9 H T& e! t/ J5 ?
Answer : " Ceylon tea"" X8 u* g. |2 w5 F
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?( m' O t; F& E0 t
Answer : "white"5 d' b' ]6 U s3 j; q/ x. e
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?& c: g1 `8 b9 m) ?( R* f
Answer : "With milk" % b) `. ?$ T+ p) h/ p1 w, cQuestion : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"0 T. { J: F- a% p
Answer : "With cow's milk please. 6 {* c, A6 i1 ^- h; WQuestion : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"( i( x3 @4 v1 a4 i7 q" n" @* |
Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black." ; }- b' L; g* n9 |0 ?+ {9 g5 p6 W, N- cQuestion : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" + @, }/ p* z+ cAnswer : "With sugar" 9 Y' r! J" {3 _9 ^* d" i! BQuestion : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"2 z5 p, K- l/ O. U. R3 {, ~3 q
Answer : "Cane sugar" 7 d2 e) K, p0 y& jQuestion : "White, brown or yellow sugar?" . h3 W- S; l; o- s5 ^7 c1 hAnswer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead." / H7 {" S0 b) T8 ?3 l |2 g" aQuestion : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?" 4 x& G5 a$ {& D1 i% Z ^Answer : "Mineral water": }8 A. }& w+ r! H' U
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?" 6 f/ h6 W9 R; ]; ZAnswer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"
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