標題: Marriage Humor [打印本頁] 作者: Morgan 時間: 2008-10-6 10:59 AM 標題: Marriage Humor Wife: 'What are you doing?' , o* Z0 z9 R; ^9 e, h3 |, U+ x9 g: Z; \9 ~. z2 }
Husband : Nothing. 1 L9 u$ k4 Y' @, \8 W" V
- g; B2 }) I0 t' [9 k5 K( l Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' 3 Q7 v/ V/ Q$ e
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Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' ! p6 O& W T& f3 ? P6 K 9 {% p, O5 \9 O2 |/ h( r ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- {9 u( g( x% t: ^
; b& }" z+ Z5 E/ z# H7 g- E* y* W Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' 3 X- J6 k! c7 n) @8 `+ ~. A 4 O' K8 O' p& }1 l
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' 8 T' t) |; O6 u) \) K0 X* |6 F1 X" d
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Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' ! L1 t% z9 d' ^
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Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' 8 a' p) T3 B+ D: r& J
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' P+ Q s, s, z5 r Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' , C1 b- l4 R6 c' u8 `: b5 Y' F" \ # v# E. Z, K T# | f3 a1 x. T- X
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' ; I) N$ j8 Y4 W% s; ?
) e" a2 V" ?9 n, S Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' 1 k1 n0 i! [& p5 Y4 V2 E) R2 M7 g# h8 a" p4 |8 T% J
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' , T! j0 T8 m0 e# o , Z0 w% V* t1 ` Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' 9 l0 L! M# L! l % C. Y+ @! z, O4 b
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' + n* g$ m1 X9 ^
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* a! F7 ?5 `0 X" @2 r A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 6 t0 F* |( c1 j% T% e0 ~/ x8 t$ E' Y 4 X7 E/ o; t1 ^' h& D' d
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' - P1 v& m8 d) B: |1 M
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . # n# f& x) e! M2 x1 `) R8 m 8 d, D5 N( Z! J The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' , Z# { E) Z, B' f- ]% C# G+ w# R$ G0 E0 S& A
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& e$ r/ q, U! Q, G( E1 F A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' , Z( N8 w, C1 B7 o' Z
5 f* v5 q J( u6 o$ S He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'