Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.
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6 C8 m. Z, u  [8 ~8 d4 M2 EOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
) v2 d# C8 H: S# m* B4 d" zAnswer : "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
/ l  c+ ^& [* \Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
" D$ F+ ^+ z& ]/ Z1 PAnswer : "Cane sugar"
Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
$ E5 A# H9 a  |! Q6 \Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
1 f/ E% y& f% f& v' s5 A* QAnswer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"