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嘿各位,仔細看,越看越精采喔! 這是美國 CBS 60 Minutes ( 六十分鐘 ) 主持人Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :
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4 m* P. M$ u& S" o5 wAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.* ]& s- Y) b, p! g$ w E# l( w
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人。 3 W0 q; U% {% s6 C: D" D
. T5 c! T: x( [# s; sHere are just a few reasons. why:
! V4 o3 w2 U( c# \. M; q) o' H以下是些原因,為什麼呢?5 M- L6 J7 z* r
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" J( W2 C; g* }1 J
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你:你在想什麼? 9 _/ a/ P8 E3 E2 R5 ?7 ? r# Z' u
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She doesn't care what you think.
5 b- ^+ J6 X& L! h. M% g她才不在乎你在想什麼。 # r+ N( o0 R C! T; u+ ]* U
( W* T* G- ^" w0 Q# NIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around you whining about it.
- A6 v8 C% ~+ x0 j/ N0 H: @7 U; f40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. ; B( B! k+ }6 q: s
她會去做她想做的、且實際上更有趣的事情。/ E* A: ]; U. }9 S. r
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Women over 40 are dignified.
% e$ @6 w E6 ?! f% j- v; X40歲以上的女人穩重自持 ; e1 |+ e( A \# z9 q+ v& @
# ^5 I) k( f& i f$ FThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the operaor or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. ]& Z0 U, g* v9 ]8 ^6 f! o! f3 F
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫。
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Of course, you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
. T2 s# r5 h% V) u. U5 c) t- E) e當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。' Z( f& G! C) i9 g! J) ~- j
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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5 H+ A. U L1 g+ l% fThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
- E, a9 d; Q0 e* z8 I9 p因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 $ H0 n' W. g, t. y, O Q( M" z
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Women get psychic as they age.
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0 Y0 d2 m1 Q1 T/ HYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
: @2 X0 w) ~; I" C你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔。
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# m$ d! \% Z4 c$ DOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.7 ^" y) f% d' t
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。8 g/ q; ^$ x! E6 `" K
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Older women are forth right and honest.
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% P3 u3 p- s4 ?$ K4 y# LThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.. K+ ^% T5 h: j( w! `' G/ y6 m
如果你是蠢蛋,她們會馬上叫你滾蛋。( K. Q$ S2 {+ f/ r* Z, R
5 N8 u7 j" `8 F3 u7 CYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.- O# x; [' v6 k3 [7 S4 h% U
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意。
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
( m% h( A% m# V3 m3 V5 o不幸地,這並不互惠。(40歲以上的男人呢? )
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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