Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

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Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem  disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

- I# r& m$ v0 e7 a0 |+ T5 n  X, m$ i  y Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
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Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
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Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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  |5 |+ s) R! N! i6 @6 U A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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; Q/ v+ A6 C/ a3 s0 u Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

- J# i; C) f# z$ P" Q The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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6 _$ @; [3 `5 w1 e* P9 q3 s He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'