Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband : Nothing.
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Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
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' K# J% y$ `, ~( O3 f Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
  
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Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
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8 D5 M- C, I; b# ^: B9 Y Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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& K8 a. A" c/ g' c9 D Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
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' }  b' a* d/ o2 P3 M; s' H Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
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0 S+ t2 @. q; Y3 R The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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# G; u1 t" n# |- A) s# i A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'