我是怎麼來到這世界的？外國的老爸都是這樣回答他的孩子麼？

sunny.yu

下次有小孩問你時，不用再害羞了，這個解答非常... 也順便來  考考大家的 英翻中 能力

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
  「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
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, q3 B6 f- g, x) F/ Q& d   "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

  "So why not today? Please!"
: s* V9 r) _/ S$ f: p3 L/ _, o' I  「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

1 {6 g, V- |! s9 [' r6 g   "OK, but listen carefully."
' j! e! f. m, ?! ?) v「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

' I) I) j" f. l* W9 ^( W, {# b   "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
( n* ]; x" r& L8 X; f6 M「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
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" U6 k- S7 V& K2 X. Y" q+ C  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected  to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，

, X6 v- x/ i9 `& @! a$ U3 h   Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
  那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，
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  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
  當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

  Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
7 H* _/ F# P, X2 ^) L0 }; g  nine months later we ended up with a virus."

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ryo942634

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

larrynec

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
  nine months later we ended up with a virus."
哈...有夠好笑的...

greyrose

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centereeey

看來是下載完之後中毒了    然後才會產生一個好奇寶寶