我是怎麼來到這世界的？外國的老爸都是這樣回答他的孩子麼？

sunny.yu

下次有小孩問你時，不用再害羞了，這個解答非常... 也順便來  考考大家的 英翻中 能力

) O; W: v4 c; t"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
3 d! [1 Q1 P4 _; m: W  「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

% z: r9 Y( S7 }1 T- n/ |$ w) |   "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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  "So why not today? Please!"
  「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

) T8 F3 A. Q" L" ?0 s4 f6 H- |( h3 H   "OK, but listen carefully."
0 ~; @# |" ^3 R, |7 t1 y「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

0 O" M. T% C) ]# {   "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
. E( r+ [1 o- O) p「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

3 q+ z4 }* S0 r; b- }% S3 w  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected  to mom.
5 `" G: {$ U+ I4 m並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，

0 W" N7 e/ s! n% I- Q0 n8 D   Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
  那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，
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  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
8 g' Q6 R6 I: q) z+ [2 t8 s  當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

  Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
0 ]. }/ ~+ |. o4 u9 U0 R  nine months later we ended up with a virus."
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ryo942634

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

larrynec

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
  nine months later we ended up with a virus."
+ K$ Q  h/ ~- l7 u# L0 s# p哈...有夠好笑的...

greyrose

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centereeey

看來是下載完之後中毒了    然後才會產生一個好奇寶寶