夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)

; |  y/ C+ X! V" v; v/ BThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
3 L% L* _$ J$ O. K: o1 t" m曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。

When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”
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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!

jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
, N  C$ N9 o7 `2 j( Z8 ^週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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with.......computer technical explanation.........
言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....

$ _3 c# P& i/ i' d! H# l"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
3 o  T' c0 I* i/ G  |5 s「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
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"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

"OK, but listen carefully."
3 F/ P, j% x" Q% k& _「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
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* b3 p! x: ~8 O5 u& Y"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
6 t" ^! b$ Y9 a: B% r「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
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In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
, x9 D5 S  ]. h$ ?4 v$ C$ g6 B$ w% Q" r那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，

% O( w1 `) I0 X1 CWhen dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
8 h  ], e9 |$ e1 ^3 s當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
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4 v4 }) b. `$ [; KSince it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，
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nine months later...
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